
Kyle tells me so many stories, it's hard to remember all of them. He is an incredibly insightful and imaginative child, especially for a three year old. He is extremely consistent (or stubborn) and doesn't change his mind easily. Once he decides something is truth, he sticks to it!
1- Girls are "cute" but boys are only AWESOME. If you describe any male (even kittens) as cute, you will be corrected and harshly reprimanded. Whatever you do, DO NOT ever tell Kyle that he looks "cute".
2- There is a bad guy that lives inside the mountain named "Darkness". He is there but you don't see him. That's why your parents make you come inside the house when the sun goes down. There is another guy who lives inside the snowy mountain. His name is "Timpanogos". Timpanogos watches out for you at night so that darkness can't get you.
3- If anything is misplaced, lost, stolen, or otherwise missing-- "Swiper took it."(For all of you not familiar with Dora, the Explorer- Swiper is a Fox that steals things on the show) There is no question in his mind and we might as well just quit looking for it, because Swiper has it and that's that.
4- If Mom or Dad find a mess or your scooter left out in the road and we ask "who did this?" It was "Casper". I thought Casper was a friendly ghost, but apparently in Kyle's world, he's an incredibly forgetful and messy ghost.
5- When Kyle turns 4, he will go to Pre-School. The other day he told me "You're going to be very sad and lonely when I turn 4 Mom. You won't have anyone to play with or watch movies with all day long." Well, he is right about that one.
6- Jesus lives up in the clouds. He has a good view from up there. Kyle can often be seen waving up into the sky to him.
7- Peach Cobbler is a staple that should always be kept on hand for whenever you're in the mood for it. It is as important as having eggs and milk in your kitchen. If you don't have any, whiney behavior and tantrums are rampant. "What? We don't have any cobbler?"
8- Mom is never, ever, under any circumstances to leave Kyle at home without her. It doesn't matter where she went, who is at home watching him, including Dad, Kyle is supposed to go with Mom at all times. This is absolutely against all laws in Kyle's world.
9- There is a monster that lives under the bath tub. He slurps down the water when you pull the plug. You must be completely out of the tub before you begin to let the water out or you risk being sucked into the monster's belly. Unless you're an adult, in which case you'll just get stuck in the monster's throat.
10- If there is any light left in the sky, it is morning. It doesn't matter if it's 6:00 p.m., it's not dark, and it's still morning. He's having a real problem with daylight savings time!


As you can see from this list, Kyle is a kid with definite ideas and a mind of his own. Life is always entertaining when he's around!